Wigs

Leo and Calvin were playing around with a wig that we had in our costume box. Leo, being three, asked Calvin the ever present "Why?"

Calvin's answer: "You put on a wig when you are trying to keep your bald hairs secret."

pretty good answer....

No treat, all trick

So, this disgusting little thing used to be a green koosh ball. At least that's what I think it is. How much do you think a koosh ball costs these days? Well let me tell ya. It costs:

- one visit to the regular vet
- one visit to the emergency vet
- one ultrasound
- one xray
- two IV's
- one go round of anesthesia
- intraabdominal surgery at 2am to retrieve koosh from small intestine
- a morphine drip
- anti-vomit medication
- 48 hours in the hospital
- one night of missing kids trick or treat
- one Elizabethan collar

Goulish